皮到不行的搞笑句子，沙雕有趣，越看越好笑

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有人说我长得黑，长得黑怎么了，长的黑是因为美炸了，炸了以后，焦了，就黑了。

Some people say that I look black. What's wrong with my black appearance? It's because my beauty is fried. After it's fried, it's burnt and black.

此时此刻我心心念念的那个男人，谁能想到他的名字叫杨国福。

At this moment, I miss the man, who can think of his name is Yang Guofu.

当你感觉自己又穷又丑的时候，不要悲伤，至少你的感觉是对的。

When you feel poor and ugly, don't be sad. At least you feel right.

我从不以强凌弱～～～我欺负他之前真不知道他比我弱…

I never bully the weak. I didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him

终于找到一个适合自己身材的成语，肥而不腻

Finally find an idiom suitable for your body, fat but not greasy

头脑是日用品，不是装饰品

The mind is a commodity, not an ornament

问：如何安慰一个胖子？答：你的人生已经很圆满了。

Q: how to comfort a fat man? A: your life is complete.

恭喜你成为了我的第一合法继承人

Congratulations on becoming my first legal heir

刚刚和我爸下象棋，他把我的帅吃了，怎么办？我帅被吃了

Just played chess with my father, he ate my handsome, how to do? I was eaten

我可以去墙角，那里有九十度。

I can go to the corner. It's 90 degrees.

你这游戏打得比我奶奶炖的猪蹄还烂。

Your game is worse than the pig's hoof stewed by my grandmother.

一到深夜我就开始思考问题，有什么东西是好吃，但吃了不会发胖的吗

Late at night, I began to think about the problem, what is delicious, but eat will not get fat

相信我 我的心比我的长相好。

Believe me, my heart is better than my face.

专家研究发现，手机只有在有电的情况下才能玩。

Experts have found that mobile phones can only be played when there is electricity.

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